The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Helm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Helm is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.