The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Helm sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Helm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.