The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Helm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.