The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Helm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.