The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Helm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Helm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.