The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Helm's stadium. Only over Helm.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Helm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.