The Late Scratch Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.