The Phantom Flag Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Helm lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Colston Loveland
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.