The Chip-and-Release Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
80%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Helm, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.