The Late Scratch Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Helm scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.