The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Helm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Helm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.