The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Helm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.