The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Ref: "Number Helm, that's a flag." Helm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Helm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.