The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.