The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- The broadcast shows Helm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Helm, that's a flag." Helm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.