The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- The broadcast shows Helm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Helm, Helm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.