The Invisible Route Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fannin Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fannin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.