The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fannin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Fannin Jr..
- Fannin Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Fannin Jr., Fannin Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
- Travis Kelce
FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.