The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Mevis trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.