The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Mevis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mevis, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.