The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mevis, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.