The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mevis's stadium. Only over Mevis.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Mevis, that's a flag." Mevis: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mevis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.