The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Mevis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.