The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.