The Upright Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Ref: "Number Mevis, that's a flag." Mevis: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Mevis is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mevis's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.