The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mevis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mevis, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.