The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
80%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mevis drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.