The Wide Left Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“The broadcast shows Mevis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.