The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“The broadcast shows Mevis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Mevis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.