The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Ref: "Number Mevis, that's a flag." Mevis: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mevis hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mevis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.