The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“The broadcast shows Mevis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mevis scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.