The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mevis's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.