The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- Mevis attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mevis, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.