The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Mevis. Mevis does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The broadcast shows Mevis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Mevis, Mevis, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.