The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mevis's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mevis, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.