The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
92%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Mevis scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.