The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mevis gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mevis's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.