The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mevis drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.