The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mevis warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
84%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mevis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.