The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Mevis trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Mevis scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.