The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mevis drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.