The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mevis's stadium. Only over Mevis.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.