The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Mevis scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.