The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Mevis. Mevis does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mevis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.