The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mevis's stadium. Only over Mevis.
- Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mevis, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.