The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.