The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Mevis. Mevis does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mevis's stadium. Only over Mevis.
77%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.