The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Mevis will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mevis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.