The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mevis's stadium. Only over Mevis.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mevis warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.