The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Mevis trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
79%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mevis's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.